|NAME - William Parker
AKA - Sweeters, Mr Tickle, Milhouse, Gay Poet, Pigeon, Scowler, Gorgeous, Gunther
DESCRIPTION - Opening quick bowler & lower order stroke player (I deal in boundaries!)
BEST BATTING - 30-odd vs Shepley 2nd XI, 2012
BEST BOWLING - over 200 at UK Superbowl, Leeds rd.
PREVIOUS CLUBS - Lascelles Hall
FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND - Armitage Bridge, it's touching distance from my front door (I have incredibly long arms).
FAVOURITE GAME - Call of Duty
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK - Sweetcorn and Babycham/Cider
FAVOURITE TV / FILM - TV has to be House and M.A.S.H.
Film is definitely Blade 2 or I love you Philip Morris!
KARAOKE SONG - You're the best by Joe Esporito
FUNNIEST SIGHT IN CRICKET - Tucker bowling or a jack russel being hit when trying to catch a ball being bowled at someone knocking up during an evening league game (the dog wasn't badly injured, merely ran away and pissed it's self)
BEST PLAYER PLAYED WITH - difficult, either spade face laney or Tucker. Probably Ghurman Rhandawa though
WHAT MIGHT THE OPPOSITION SAY TO YOU - How the f*** did that hit the stumps!!
CRICKET CLAIM TO FAME - Bowling Ryan Robinson with a half tracker at Lascelles Hall(see comment above)